I am usually pretty mainstream, but today Kacie and I went to register for wedding gifts and I tried really hard to be a hipster for once. I decided that I was going to be a good fiance and not screw around with the laser gun while we were out registering. I was determined to be very good and nice. I failed. I so
failed.
That moment came, Kacie was standing facing me and behind her was an entire display of nerf guns. I fought the urge for so long....and in the end I just had to try to try and tag it. I aimed carefully and fired....and unfortunately the laser didn't reach. I was heart broken. I still go to have some fun through seeing how far away I could scan things. I came to a conclusion:
The male half of the engaged couple playing with the scanner gun is a cliche. A cliche is a phrase that is overused. But why is it overused? Because it's SO true.
I will leave you with one parting thought.
I know what you're thinking. "Did he scan six pots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a target scanner, the most powerful scanner in the world, and would scan that pot at incredible range, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, Kacie?
failed.
The male half of the engaged couple playing with the scanner gun is a cliche. A cliche is a phrase that is overused. But why is it overused? Because it's SO true.
I will leave you with one parting thought.
I know what you're thinking. "Did he scan six pots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a target scanner, the most powerful scanner in the world, and would scan that pot at incredible range, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, Kacie?
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